OK, I've finally caught up enough, and have done enough to get pretty proficient at doing this, so making this offer to any member (Regular or VIP).
Just post here and I'll make your signature with your username, host it, and insert it in your profile, to show when posting.
Also, neoghost developed an awesome avatar to depict our community, that's available to use now.
This is proper sized to 200x200px: http://i62.tinypic.com/6okbhk.png
Original size for viewing here.