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Today's Token Joke
Posted 14 September 2014 - 05:44 PM
That put a huge smile on my face ona Sunday morning. Thanks!
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Posted 17 September 2014 - 06:25 AM
Sometimes known by its other name ... iCrap
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Posted 22 September 2014 - 04:28 AM
A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop.
The baker said, “We aren’t a butcher; we don’t sell meat here.”
So the duck left. The following day the duck went back and asked again. This time the Baker said, “No, if you come here again I will nail your feet
to the floor.”
The following day the duck returned and asked, “Have you any nails?”
The baker replied, “No.” And the duck said, “Well, I’ll have two pork chops then.”
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Posted 23 September 2014 - 01:38 AM
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Posted 23 September 2014 - 07:46 PM
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Posted 25 September 2014 - 01:43 AM
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Posted 25 September 2014 - 02:02 AM
I had a six pack once....
The same applies to me.....When I was young,I had a sixpack,but it slowly turned in to a barrel...........
Now I have a family pack..
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.
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