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I had a six pack once....
Now I have a family pack..

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RUB IT RUB IT ....... the noise that a horny frog makes ....


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I couldn’t help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.  One of the guys says to his buddy, “Man you look tired.”

His buddy says, “Dude I’m exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.  I just don’t know what to do.”

An older fellow in his 70s, sitting a couple of stools down, overheard the conversation.  He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, “Marry her. That’ll put a stop to that.”


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After 35 years of dedication at the local pickle factory a man came home one evening and announced he'd been fired.

His wife pressed him on why.

Finally the man admitted he'd surrendered to a long time fettish; he'd put his pecker in the pickle slicer!

The wife, flabbergasted, exclaimed, "what the hell happened to the pickle slicer?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE MAN SAID, "OH, THEY FIRED HER TOO!"


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